Ahoy sailor

paintedmischief:

im so fucking done

serrible:

richarcl:

im goin 2 use 3d printing technology to make myself a man, with blonde hair and a tan

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turquoisemind:

professorsugoi:

shewbs:

blutunez:

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JESUS

I WAS NOT

this is now my favorite thing

phantom-ofthe-troyler:

DON’T YOU

FUCKING DARE

TELL ME THAT SCHOOL ISN’T HARD

I KNOW YOU’RE GROWN UP

I KNOW YOU ARE MY PARENT

I KNOW YOU’VE ALREADY BEEN THROUGH THIS PART OF LIFE

BUT SCHOOL HAS GOTTEN HARDER

AND HARDER

AND HARDER

 AND TEACHERS ARE UNFAIR TO ME AND ASSIGN TOO MUCH

AND THEY DON’T UNDERSTAND THAT WHEN I AM TIRED

I CANNOT DO WORK

I CANNOT SUCCEED ON A TEST

I CANNOT FUNCTION

BECAUSE

I

AM

FUCKING

TIRED

OKAY?

stuffalextumbles:

Me for all of high school

stuffalextumbles:

Me for all of high school

the-day-of-the-doctor:

Metatron is like one of those stuck up assholes that think they’re superior to everyone else because they have read a few John Green books

Reblog this if you’ve ever cried, had a panic attack or an anxiety attack because of school stress

zeldalovexd:

lordelgay:

I’m trying to prove a point to my mum and teachers

Literally had one three days ago

religiousmom:

butnotfreeman:

religiousmom:

the cigarette thing in the fault in our stars is so dumb you are wasting your money on an industry that is one of the largest causes of cancer just so you can make some lame ass far fetched metaphor

NO YOU ARE INCORRECT AND CLOSE MINDED ON SO MANY LEVELS

are you suggesting that it is close minded to say that cigarettes are a leading cause of cancer

silenthill:

*puts my bro’s dick in my hand*

see, its a metaphor. it’s only gay if i jack it

fukkkres:

when ur eating dinner at your friends house

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and their parents start arguing

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and you want to ask for the salt

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but the salt is right in between their upcoming divorce

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nailerforge:

ITS 3 IN GHE MORNING IM CRYING

nailerforge:

ITS 3 IN GHE MORNING IM CRYING

Don’t worry if you don’t fit in right now, kids…

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